Pedophile 

Someone eighteen or older who gets aroused or is attracted to minors.

Ms.Sarah: Do you see Mark over there? So fucking hot.
Mr.Alex: For fucks sakes Sarah, he's 15, you're 29, don't be a fucking pedophile. Why don't you fall for normal people, like Ms.Catie, she's a nice woman. Think about her in your sexual fantasies not a damn high schooler!

Pedophile by Almapie August 14, 2018

pedophile 

A (normally male) adult that sexually abuses children. Also normally is a Catholic priest.

Man 1-Did you hear about that pedophile?
Friend-Yeah, Friar Tuck is creepy.

pedophile by Themadbaron April 24, 2011

Pedophile 

POV : you only looked this up because your an 8th grader dating a 7th grader.

Omg your such a pedophile! Dude chill we're only 1 year apart!

Pedophile by Vector's Daddy November 2, 2021

pedophile 

A person of privilege who thrives on preying on the young and the helpless. Most likely young children who still have braces and need a ride home.

Dude that white guy with privilege you work with, is such a pedophile! Look at him skeezing on that underage girl! Oh no, is he offering her candy and a ride home!? We should step in...

pedophile by gatewaybrown September 7, 2010

pedophile 

A guy who is attracted too children under 18 and an ugly creep who bustsdown to you if you met him.

Pedophile: Give me a suck little girl.

Girl: Iam 10 years old.

pedophile by Wael blox July 17, 2019

Pedophile 

In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.

Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.

Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.

Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?

Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.

Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.

Pedophile by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007

Pedophile 

People who are attracted to kids.

"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."

Pedophile by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022