pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.

I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide

by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010

Pecan Warrior

Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans.

Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket
Beckham Hair
1980's fighter pilot glasses
80's belt
T-shirt with writing on it.
Designer stuble
Walk like a right cunt

by Ryhan October 21, 2004

pecam

a Pecam is a young boy who surfs the internet for stale memes and Homestuck photos.

"You're such a Pecam."
"Don't you mean pecan?"
"Do you look like a pecan, idiot??"

by Soproxii September 24, 2017

pecan sandy

The act of crushing a pecan to a sand like consistency then throwing into your partners vagina mere seconds before penetration

Last night I gave Demi a pecan sandy. The rough texture on my underbell felt amazing. She was pissed though, turns out she was allergic

by Pecan man October 6, 2016

Pecan Log

Light skinned penis

I want a pecan log!

by Pecanlogger June 4, 2009

pecan

yours mothers vagina.

woah! your mama has a smelly pecan!

by Cassssssie! October 11, 2006

Pecarded

1. Of, or pertaining to, the state of gear to which Pecards has been applied.

2. Preserved or ressurected.

1. I Pecarded my Raider's authentic Goatskin, and now it just won't distress.

2. Michaelson's and Indiana Jess's faces fail to bely their age since they are so well Pecarded.

by Indiana Guybrush March 29, 2004