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Pans-sexual 

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.
“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

Hanky panky spanky 

Uh oh we start sweating. I’m feeling good. Next thing I tell her is hanky panky spanky. She said what. I said hanky panky spanky bitch. She flips over and says do whatever you want daddy.
Damn that girl let me hanky panky spanky her ass last night.

panty sandwich 

a hot little swollen pussy covered by a silky panty. With mayo please .... mmmmm a panty sandwich
my girl laid back on the pillow ... spread her legs .. and fed me her panty sandwich
panty sandwich by Billwhack March 8, 2014

panty shadow 

The 5 o'clock shadow a woman gets after shaving her vagina. Similar to a face but usually located under a females panties. Also known to irritate the face during oral.
I thought she had panties on but it was just her panty shadow.

panty smacking 

When two adult males sit around gossiping like a couple of Junior High School girls. Can sometimes be accompanied by giggling.
I wonder if G. Bush and D. Cheney drink diet soda while panty smacking about how cute Brad Pitt was on the cover of Teen Magazine.
panty smacking by Glenn S. February 1, 2004

panty sniffer

Someone who is attracted to and dates drag queens
I had no idea that Jeremy was a panty sniffer but now that he's hanging out at Auntie Alberts Drag show it all makes sense.
panty sniffer by Alperkalo April 12, 2011