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Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”
by justanoldguy November 15, 2009
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pandemicking

The act of shopping or otherwise preparing for a pandemic, but doing so in a too-late stressed-out manner, thus not getting much and further contributing to the chaos.
I had better get to the store before the pandemicking starts
by Levisan March 16, 2020
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Pandemonium

The capital of Hell in John Milton's epic poem Paradise Lost: "Pandemonium, the High Capital, of Satan and his Peers".
Humanity collapsing into chaos from a rampant and uncontrollable pandemic.
Almost broken by another 12-hour nursing shift, she could foresee a world devastated by the pandemic, ungoverned civilization - what was left of it - thrown into Pandemonium.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
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Pandemaholic

A person who, due to a pandemic quarantine, becomes an excessive drinker of alcoholic beverages; A borderline alcoholic.
Marie rarely drank alcohol before the Covid 19, but now she has become a pandemaholic.
by Bigger Crowds In Your Bar April 23, 2020
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Pandemi Moore

A name one would give a middle aged woman looking at the young boys in her neighborhood like they are meat during a pandemic.
I caught my wife checking out the neighbors teenage son through the window. I told her “Step away from the window Pandemi Moore.
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
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Pandemonium

The best party at San Diego State University, held by none other than the gentlemen of Phi Kappa Theta.
Experience Pandemonium this April!
by SDSU 2009 February 20, 2009
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Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.
Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.
by Reed May 11, 2006
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