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patouhas

a noun meaning: a person who will challenge anyone to a fight to the death, especially when unprovoked. Is usually just an idle threat and the person doing it is probably just all talk.
"some kid just challenged me to a fight to the death because i asked him to borrow a pencil"
"dont worry it was probably just by a patouhas"
by Reggles June 21, 2005
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parkour

(sometimes abbreviated to PK), or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of movement) is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one's path by adapting one's movements to the environment.

In short, it's the French art of "running away". Early iterations were witnessed in the Franco-Prussian War, World War I, and World War II. The key is to lay down your weapons, and run away from Germans.

If you recall - the French haven't won a combat engagement since Napoleon. They have folded 3 times to the Germans in the last 100 years. Their "resistance" sold out more of their friends and family than actually provided real resistance.

All of this led up to the development of parkour - the French art of running away.
Look at that weak and pasty buttdart running from that scary rabbit... he is practicing parkour.
by Flaccid Tallywhacker January 3, 2011
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pakonge

pah-kan-j= pronunciation
The act of chugging soda while nakedly urinating.
Can also mean the act of taking a hot shower while juggling grapes in your mouth.
Yesterday, George wanted to juggle grapes but had to take a shower, so he pakonged to get both done.
by EmHanTessJillBrookeHan February 13, 2010
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pukous

pukous is much more disgusting than mucous. Its the nasty stuff you blow out of your nose after throwing up.
dude 1 - After throwing up, i blew my nose and out came huge chunks of pukous.

dude 2 - thats nasty dude, i dont wanna hear about that
by KMart1280 February 18, 2010
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palouloh

My palouloh are full of shit.
by galoper23 April 26, 2011
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Papoutsiphobia

Why doesn't she ever wear shoes? Does she have Papoutsiphobia?
by Deen94 May 14, 2015
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Parkour

Oui oui use code parkour in the item shop as the French say
by BodhiLazar April 30, 2019
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