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putzahol

Kinda like a normal putz, but an alcoholic putz, a bigger putz than normal.
Bradd Pitts is a putz.
Ben Affleck is a putzahol.
by Austin West May 6, 2005
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Putzmeister

1. Machine for covering up the military-industrial complex fuck ups (like meltdowns of Chernobyl or Tepco's Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear complex with millions of tons of boron, sand, and concrete, in the hopes that, once out of sight (like the oil above the water in the BP Gulf of Mexico spill), nuclear terror will dissipate, and the public will go back to watching reality television.

2. A sensible person who puts putzes (like screw up executives who only think of having eight hours of back up battery life for the water cooling pumps) in their place, and makes them accountable legally and financially. Alas, the Putzmeister may be mythical. When was the last time that nuclear power executives were held accountable for poisoning the soil, water, air, plants, cows, or people?
The US is sending the Putzmeister that is being used to blend 32 tons of plutonium with Uranium as an "atoms for peace" initiative to Japan. It will be "too hot to handle" and will stay in Japan after burying the Fukushima reactor.
by Putzmeister Prime April 18, 2011
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Damn!that girls got a charp putze!
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