PTSD

Post Thanksgiving Stretch Disorder;
The act of eating a copious amount of food on Thanksgiving and developing stretch marks on your stomach such as those pregnant women get.

Those marks are from no baby, Tanya just had a severe case of PTSD.

by Bee_Moyla November 26, 2009

Potsdam

The whitest place in the known universe. Also the gayest place in the known universe. It quite possibly has the largest homosexual population in Northern New York. We can thank the Crane School of music and all of it's well known fudgepackers for this. Every store closes at 5 p.m. The only thing to do in this town is get drunk, smoke a reefer, or masturbate on a flag pole. Do not come here!! EVERRRRRRR If you think massena is an asshole in the ground, potsdam is the dirty sweaty arm pit in a 65 year old fat man. Thank you. Have a good night.

We stopped in Potsdam on the way to Massena for a snack at 2 in the afternoon, and everything was closed. WTF mate?!!?

by Dee Saff Bee Barnes January 28, 2006

SA-MP PTSD

basically when ur highly addicted to samp 24/7

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Zac: bro, ur such a kid playing samp 24/7 u got SA-MP PTSD or something get some help

by XDDDDDDDDDDDDX1323 December 11, 2018

PTSD

Post Traumatic Send Disorder - The feeling of anxiety stemmed from the fear of a possible good or bad reaction to email or a text one just sent.

Sherrie suffered from PTSD when she sent, what she thought was an innocent text, to a guy she was infatuated with only to find out it could be taken a completely different and possibly embarrassing way.

by IstillGotMYballz February 4, 2009

Travel PTSD

Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:

-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness

Abbreviated as tPTSD

After getting back from Hawaii, I still haven't been able to recover from my Travel PTSD

by Deathgleaner July 14, 2010

Gum Rape PTSD

A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.

Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!

Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD

by The Most High Council of Psych April 30, 2013

PTSD

PTSD is the abbreviation for POST TWEETING SEX DISORDER.

Basically means: (Tweeting Makes Me Horny)

I masturbate immediately after tweeting, because I have PTSD.

by Master Kitty October 4, 2016