Guy: What's that dust around that girls head?
Other guy: It's her make up, that bitch a powder sneezer.
Other guy: It's her make up, that bitch a powder sneezer.
by Felicia Texas June 25, 2016
Get the Powder sneezer mug.When you are powdering your butt (usually due to a chafe) and you fart mid-powder session, making powder fly everywhere in a giant cloud of fart
Guy1: Yo, why is there powder on the carpet and the bed?
Guy2: Sorry, Guy1, my chafe was bad so I ended up having a massive powder poot.
Guy1: This is why Amy left you.
Guy2: Atleast my fartbox feels good.
Guy2: Sorry, Guy1, my chafe was bad so I ended up having a massive powder poot.
Guy1: This is why Amy left you.
Guy2: Atleast my fartbox feels good.
by Thanks for the Free Herpes October 3, 2017
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A day when there is a crap ton of fresh snow and a perfectly valid excuse to ditch your friends on the mountain
John: Roy your going to fast, slow down
Roy: Sorry... no friends on a powder day
John: Well I guess I’ll go to the chalet
Roy: Sorry... no friends on a powder day
John: Well I guess I’ll go to the chalet
by maksym1000 July 4, 2019
Get the Powder day mug.when a man over 70 takes a day off to J-off. and when he cums, powder puffs out of his dick hole. and showers the room with a baking soda-like substance.
"i walked in my grandparents house, and walking into the room my grandpa showered me with his powder shot"
by Jimmy Mahoney December 5, 2007
Get the powder shot mug.A sarcastic euphemism for going to drop a deuce, have a private conversation, or simply jet from a situation (typically a table).
(At a restaurant)
Man on date: The dividends on my Facebook stock payed my dues for the swingers club this year.
Woman on date: Excuse me, I'm going to go powder my nose.
Man on date: The dividends on my Facebook stock payed my dues for the swingers club this year.
Woman on date: Excuse me, I'm going to go powder my nose.
by RobDestiny April 10, 2017
Get the Powder my nose mug.by Mtsul June 6, 2010
Get the Powder-butting mug.Sexual act:
A women giving a man oral sex.
Before the male reaches climax the female snorts a line of Cocaine or other white substance off the length of the mans penis, does one shot of whiskey and then has the man ejaculate in her eye.
Usually happens at a party setting, with witnesses to confirm speed and accuracy.
A women giving a man oral sex.
Before the male reaches climax the female snorts a line of Cocaine or other white substance off the length of the mans penis, does one shot of whiskey and then has the man ejaculate in her eye.
Usually happens at a party setting, with witnesses to confirm speed and accuracy.
Bro 1: So what did you end up doing last night?
Bro 2: Went to a frat party and got so hammered I did the Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate....
Bro 1: NO WAY !
Bro 2: Ya, was so accurate I had her right eye squinting harder then the Dali Lama.
Bro 2: Went to a frat party and got so hammered I did the Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate....
Bro 1: NO WAY !
Bro 2: Ya, was so accurate I had her right eye squinting harder then the Dali Lama.
by The RL Brothers June 29, 2011
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