pimpflolal

chat speak lingo meaning "peeing in my pants from laughing out loud a lot"

...used by all that are worthy

"It is said that every time there is an awkward silence, a baby is born."

"Let's make awkward silences."

"PIMPFLOLAL!"

by puffyourownmagicdragonyo October 29, 2006

Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.

Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"

by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011

pimp parking

To park your car in the best spot in the lot, usually by the building's entrance.

Bob and Fred are students at a university.
Fred: Hey I missed the first 10 minutes of lecture today. The lots were filled. You?
Bob: Nah I was pimp parking this morning.

by Ben354 October 22, 2007

urban pimp

The new type of pimp. Urban pimps are whiter than G's. Dark skins are usually considered to be gangstas if they know how to be chingy while the urban pimp is chingy and knows how to hustle. Urban pimps do not dress like the old genration of pimps. They wear brand new clothing lines like PW, have loose clothes, have bling and the biggest change, have more respect for their woman. Urban pimps can be doing the same activity as G's but have the brains to know how to create buisness and have a real rep for themselves while not falling in a less-than-hip class. The new style emurging on the streets.

"yo did ya see dat white chingy gangsta on da street?"

"Ya dawg but dat ain't no gangsta, dat's an urban pimp"

by Robeyblade October 29, 2006

Pimp Ship

Pimp Ship defines the type of transportation that is provided by a pimp for hoes.

i used to be commander in chief on my pimp ship flyin' high...

by Hudratz June 14, 2009

Pimp

a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part or all of their earnings

Jessica G. is a pimp

by notacactus December 30, 2014

pimp nigga

The baddest nigga around. The one that everbody may not always like but respects.

1) I want to be a pimp nigga when I grow up.
2) He is the pimp nigga!

by Keith March 19, 2005