trans siberian orchestra

(noun) A crappy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. It is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)

I had to come up with -any- excuse to get out of going to see the trans siberian orchestra concert.

by photomuse3 November 7, 2011

Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra

When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.

Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

orchestracore

wannabe hardcore music that uses orchestral instruments.

Good Charlotte's song, "Predictable"

by Karissa August 20, 2004

red orchestra

a red cymbal performed by two or more men at once or in quick succession.

My friend and I finished in our hands and made her sing along to a red orchestra before we let her down.

by Reggie Mills December 9, 2008

orchestrastep

A subgenere of Dubstep utilizing orchestral instruments like violins etc.

I love this new Orchestrastep song!

by Fandyus January 26, 2017

orchestragasm

A long passage (or series of long passages) in a symphonic work where the intensity and climax of the orchestral forces are enough to give the listeners, performers and/or conductor a full-body orgasm.

Listening to a philharmonic work from many avant-garde classical composers, especially in symphonies or operas, can cause an orchestragasm of fully-erect ejaculations. A great example of this is Henry Brant's 'Kingdom Come" for two orchestras and organ.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty February 5, 2018

Orchest-Rap

A sub genre of Diaspo-Rap music where the performance is always done live with the backing of an orchestra.

The beats are marked by rhythmical rhymed verses intertwined with heavy brass, woodwinds, brassy horns, (Trumpet & Trombone), percussion, piano, and soaring strings (violin, viola, cello and double bass), Timpani, Snare drum, Bass drum, cymbals, tam-tam, triangle, tambourine, xylophone. Other instruments such as the Electric guitar, Electric ass, Synthesizer, Keyboard, Turntable, Synthetic riffs, Roland TR-808 beats, Rapping, Vocals with Pop and classic Samples.
Some Diaspo-Rappers included an orchestra and a choir in their beats.

Yo son! Whoever thought that Orchest-Rap would make it this far?

by Negre Marron Records October 9, 2018