Oil Change

When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub

Bro I got my oil changed and I can bench 45 pounds heavier

by RedBlackGold20000 July 25, 2023

Hungarian Oil Change

The man ejaculates his load into he/she’s mouth and sucks it back out into a turkey baster. Injecting the semen back into the man’s ass and sealing it with a buttplug.

ex. “Dude this girl gave me a Hungarian Oil Change in Bangkok, Thailand!” “No way bro!”

by Anonymous.Persons July 17, 2025

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017

Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.

Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.

by poetic patron June 23, 2016

Oil Change

When you decided to eat something knowing it will cause you to be unwell and need the loo, thus changing your systems oil.

I ate chicken wings knowing they would force an oil change.

by Rev Benn September 4, 2025

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022

Bellevue Oil Change

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.

"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023