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Boyfriend Offenders List 

This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.

Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)

It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
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sexual offender 

How de fuk is there no definition 4 dis shit
sexual offender by Wagwan man December 4, 2017

repeat offender 

Any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.
OMG Ted was such a repeat offender with that lame-ass joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. I wanted to punch him in the face!

sexual sex offender 

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender
sexual sex offender by Denys Swag September 2, 2019

Equal Opportunity Offender 

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.
I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

Offemded 

Offemded is when a feminist is offended, which is all the time. You probably haven't done anything that would bother a reasonable person so it's nothing to worry about, carry on.
"That homely girl with green hair got pretty angry when I disagreed with her stance on gender rolls, we just had different points of view I don't understand what the big deal was."
"Don't worry about it man, she's just offemded."
"Oooohhh. Makes sense."
Offemded by bishop8000 March 29, 2017

OOFfended 

When you are offended, but it’s not important to anyone else. So you make a pun and end up crying in a corner when no one’s looking.
Me- “tommy told me to die in a hole”
Friend- *looks at phone* “Lit...”
Me- “I’m OOFfended”
Friend- *slaps me*
OOFfended by QuEsOLoVeR1000000000 December 6, 2018