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Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.
dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!
by satchmo April 26, 2005
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number one gasser

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.
by PotatoKing0916 February 22, 2017
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Brother Number One

A self absorbed closet case who reveals his ignorance at every turn
Have you seen the definitions suggested by "Brother Number One" he is such a closet case.
by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004
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My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.
Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.
by thaPacketman3 December 11, 2011
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Numberous

Having to do with many numbers. Also, a common misspelling of the word "numerous".
He says he has put in numberous tickets.
by ark1tekt0r November 3, 2014
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aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter

Frosty made his mark on the internet back in 2010, he started off as a unknown person over the net, he has become WORLD WIDE FAMOUS after Swatting and trolling the XBOX LIVE #1 Trash talker DJ KEEMSTAR, and was classed as a God among men. and is talked about over the net. and i does not surprise me, we will hear ALOT more about this kid. as he still continues to attack Keemstar and his "Army" with his good E Friend Geretsmith.
aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter
by 4Chan [Anonymous" January 17, 2011
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number one asian wife

Lauren Porte my awsome asian wife...
by Jimmyson May 1, 2003
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