nuke

1. a nuclear weapon

2. to destroy someone or something

3. to microwave something

A nuke is most dangerous when an unstable country has it.

by Light Joker October 23, 2006

Nuke

When a fat guy farts a wet fart that makes the room smell horrible. No one lives through it. He is unaware that he does this till people start to die.

Fat guy: why is everyone dead? AHHH CRAP I NUKED THE PLACE!!

by DARK3R February 8, 2009

Nuke

Verb: to microwave something. This is because a microwave uses radiation to cook.

"Yo, want me to nuke you're frozen taquitos?"

by melonoftroy June 30, 2009

nuked

being really fuckin stoned

um yo dude do i look nuked man??

by bobby thortin February 4, 2004

nuke

1. a nuclear device or facility

2. to destroy with a nuclear weapon

3. to cook or heat something in a microwave oven

The eventual report confirmed that Iraq did not have nukes or any other WMDs.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

nuke

The final power a Blaster gets in the MMORPG City of Heroes. Usually used to one-shot a whole spawn of +3s in a team, while dropping everyone's jaws in the process.

Fire - Inferno
Energy - Nova
Sonic - Dreadful Wail
Psychic - Pyschic Wail
Radiation - Atomic Blast
Dark - Blackstar
Electricity - Thunderous Blast
Ice - Blizzard

Tanker herds up pack of 16 mobs, blaster nukes the fuck out of it.

by dsfmdsf January 5, 2008

nuked

to get drunk and sexy.

"This bar is sweaty and I'm having fun. Yeah, I'm on my way to being NUKED.

by morleystinkah June 21, 2010