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heterosexual i.d.

A theoretical form of identification issued to heterosexuals (mostly males) which can be revoked if the person acts sufficiently "gay". This doesnt really apply to people who know they're gay, because they wouldnt want the ID.
"Dude if you touch his balls one more time i'm gonna have to revoke your heterosexual i.d. card.
by Notorious R.E.D. February 7, 2007
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Necrosexual

Being Sexually Attracted to a Necromancer.

The attraction is not based on Gender but rather the subjects ability to wield the dark art of Necromancy.
Amnirin: Did you hear about the Necromancer that came into town this morning?
Ithon: You mean the one with the cute butt?
Amnirin: That's the one! I need to wed me a Necromancer one day. I guess that makes me a Necrosexual
Ithon: Girl, Same.
by Generally A Gamer October 17, 2019
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I am a heterosexual

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."
by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019
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netrosexual

n. 1. A person who regularly seeks out web sites that provide erotic content. 2. A person who regularly interacts erotically with others on the internet through chatrooms, newsgroups, forums or email. May use anonymity to disguise their true age, gender or usual sexual orientation. —netrosexuality n.
Many internet users are "closet" netrosexuals.
by jsavage December 13, 2003
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Heterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Latent heterosexual

A PC term applied to someone who is acting in a distinctly average manner.
Aw man - can you believe that call! That referee is such a latent heterosexual.
by Coach Albert August 13, 2014
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CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.
Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020
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