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nutsack johnson

1. A term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career

2. An unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.
1. David became the first nutsack johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his Arctic expedition.

2. That nutsack johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.
by zonelad August 6, 2010
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korean nutsack

when one scrunches ones face so that their chin resembles a nutsack
Hey bro, youre grilling the camera too hard look at that korean nutsack
by stellasdive March 28, 2012
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Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011
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Nutsack Navigator

1)One who navigates the high seas of dudes in search of the elusive nutsack.

2)A homo who spends his whole time at a party trying to score some nutsack
1)Dave is such a nutsack navigator. At the party last nite all he was doing was hitting on as many guys as he could cuz he was trying to score some nutsack.

2)Stop staring at me you nutsack navigator. The gay parade is that way(points in direction away from him).
by Ryan E December 31, 2007
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nutsack

The piece of cloth stitched into the interior layer of pants, shorts, and trousers, creating a cave which is often used to hold miscellaneous items. It is also colloquially referred to as a "pocket".
Oh no, my nutsacks are filled to the brim with tennis balls!
by TAJWAR June 7, 2011
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Nutsacky

A noun used to describe anything said by Sam Carter.
Sorry about your nutsacky.
Or
No Nutsackies
by Morgan Trokey III March 7, 2009
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nutsack

To show another person one's scrotum for fun and profit. Usually followed by a loud exclamation of "NUTSACK!" to alert the public.
"Hey, Bob, Look!"
"That's disgusting!"
"NUTSACK!!"
by The Jack of Hearts October 2, 2005
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