:nani:

My life is painful

1: Let's go bet some money 2: Alright! Machine: You have lost $500k dollars. 1: :nani: 2: :nani:

by Reimuudesu February 7, 2021

nani the fuck

The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.

Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"

by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017

Nani Paradox

An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”

Hey mark......have you heard of the *Nani Paradox*?

by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018

nani sore? oishii no?

A somewhat of a dead meme in Japan that you might hear a Japanese native say. It is often used when someone uses some fancy/obscure English or Japanese word that the listener doesn't know. Literally translated, it means "What is that? Is it delicious?". It has nothing to do with food though. 「Written in Japanese (with 漢字) -> 何それ？美味しいの？」

PS: Thank you Japanese Ammo with Misa

Shakespeare: Look thou be true; do not give dalliance, To the fire i' the blood: be more abstemious...

Every edgy highschooler ever: nani sore? oishii no?

by faichaan September 6, 2020

Nani Weld

A nani weld occurs when vaginal secretions cause two or more objects to stick together (e.g., fingers). Nani welds vary greatly in severity. Nani welds affecting fingers, for example, are typically very minor. However, oral sex immediately followed by a long sleep can produce extreme nani welds that will stick a person’s lips together and seal the mouth shut. This creates a potentially dangerous situation for mouth breathers. Fortunately nani welds are water soluble.

I ate Shirley’s pussy for hours last night and when I woke up this morning I couldn’t open my mouth. It was a full-on nani weld.

by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011

nani nigga

A nani nigga is a thug that watches lots of anime

person 1: The guy we just jumped is nani nigga
person 2: is that why he kept talkin about goin super saiyan

by Bestpersonhere May 7, 2018

Nani uwu boi

Just a boy who really loves anime

Hey guys!! So a couple things about me??
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I absolutely love anime, so if any of you weeby weebs out there want to talk about anime or have something weeby youd like to show me or tell me I'm all ears..... and mouths I guess :D lmao also im a huge Star Wars fan, I love basketball and if anybody KNOWS ANY GOOD RAMEN PLACES FOR DINNER YALL LET THIS MAN KNOW! Anyways thats a lil about me so I hope you come chat so we can learn more about you! :D

“Have you seen mason?”
“No he’s probably crying in the corner watching anime”
“Wow he’s such a Nani uwu boi”

by Imthebestmodever January 2, 2020