fart muscle

the sphincter muscle that sifts the farts from the poop.

His fart muscle is broke thats why he crapped himself

by TherevJake December 19, 2011

Olive Muncher

A chick that spends an equal or an inordinate amount of time orally copulating, sucking and gingerly lipping a dude's balls and ball sack whilst performing head.

I love getting head from the new girl in marketing. She's a real olive muncher.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2016

Pasta Muncher

A derogatory term used to describe an Italian or someone from Italian descent . It is based on a racial stereotype or assumption that Italians constantly eat or obsess with pasta.

Ben was upset when Gianluigi stared at his girlfriend flirtatiously. Ben aggressively responded " Who you staring at you pasta muncher!".

by NaKKy Wap June 5, 2018

Orange Muncher

Someone who is the zestiest mother fucker ever known to man. Wouldn't turn away from any man and likes all body types from Nicado Avocado to The Rock.

Friend 1: "look at that fag about to get double penetrated by two fat men"
Friend 2: "yeah what an orange muncher"

by Proticul December 3, 2022

Fake Fat Muscle

The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.

There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.

These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.

I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.

by Too Many Drones May 24, 2019

minge muncher

woman who likes to give oral pleasure to other women

she is a minge muncher

by beernshag October 3, 2003

Masturbation muscles

A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)

''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.

''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.

''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.

by cheesyballs January 26, 2014