When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.
by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020
dude: we both gotta be flaccid for this Murph dock to work.
Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.
Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.
by 2Weeks September 7, 2011
To expel all of one's bodily fluids simultaneously. I.E. urinate, defecate, bleed, vomit, ejaculate, cry and blow your nose simultaneously.
"I'll have avalanched potatoes with a light murph, please."
"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."
"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."
"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."
"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."
"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."
"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."
"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."
"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."
by Murphy Brown December 14, 2008
by mn4life May 3, 2006
noun
1. Underground recording artist, producer and musical engineer from Washington State. Also known as Nathaniel Murph 1999 -2003 and Nate Da Murph 2004 - 2014.
Acclaimed for such underground hits as "Soldiers Girl" and "When you go"
1. Underground recording artist, producer and musical engineer from Washington State. Also known as Nathaniel Murph 1999 -2003 and Nate Da Murph 2004 - 2014.
Acclaimed for such underground hits as "Soldiers Girl" and "When you go"
"Aye you on the internet bro? Go to reverbnation.com and check out this dude Nate Murph! pretty good shit!"
"Nate Murph! Shananananah!"
"Nate Murph! Shananananah!"
by DR RELEVANT March 7, 2017
Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.
Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go?
Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek
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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!
Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek
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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!
by Balls deep polak May 5, 2011
Pronounced Mur-fee Dahy-ving: A Scotish-Cuban finishing technique of using the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a local female to orgasm.
by Cuban Tourist March 12, 2008