mow the lawn

Three words that, when put together, become a statement that is feared by many teens and kids.
Dad: Greg! Go mow the lawn!

Greg: Dad!! Im........ uummmmm............. using the bathroom!
by Drew0683 June 20, 2011
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Lawn Mowing

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.
I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.
by The.Sharpie. May 22, 2017
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mow the laundry

When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.
Holla grrrl, you gotta mow the laundry again!
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show mow

To mow your front lawn only, for the sake outward appearance, rather than do the whole thing

Wife: The lawn is looking pretty bad out there
Husband: I'm busy, I'll just do a quick show mow
by Forgis McFludge July 25, 2006
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mow muffin

The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.
The lawnmower scattered mow muffin all over the garage floor when it started.
by Jim Hendricks December 29, 2006
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mow down

(n.) a conflict that results in devastating results (literally or metaphorically) to all but one of the parties involved.

(v.) the act of devastating one's competitors.
(n.) That basketball game was a total mow down. The Celtics nearly doubled the other team's score!

(v.) I was playing Call of duty and used the machine gun to mow down all my opponents
by wizardofrhythmn February 01, 2011
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ROW MOW

'ROW MOW(ING)" is a safety move by grabbing the opponent's neck and driving your thumb into the opponent's neck
so deep to the point their struggling to get out basically suffocating the opponent.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP OR GET ROW MOWED TO THE GROUND"
by GAPTOOFMUNK July 28, 2023
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