msn madness minute

The msn madness minute is a very amusing, annoying (for the recipients) game for two or more msn users.

It is initiated by a 2-3 person conversation whereby each person adds every online contact they have, creating one mega-convo. This is followed by fast, erratic postings of words in capitals such as 'PENIS' and 'DILDO' and 'MMM COCK' and 'FUCK SHIT CUNT' etc... and often includes adding pornographic images and moving emoticons to spam and disgust the added people.

It is called the msn madness minute, because almost every time either all the people will leave (the online people anyway) or msn will crash and burn due to the insane ammount of people added to one convo.

The glory that is the msn madness minute is reinforced by the fact that it is not able to determine who started it, as well as which people added who, but one can summise that the person yelling 'DICKS AND TITTIES' probably had something to do with it (although some people who have been added give there two-cents worth!).

One last idea for the madness minute is of course to pretend you are someone else by changing your display name. In a conversation that might be 40 people strong, saying 'look guys, ive added you all to give you some really important information --- im gay'. The stupid fucks that believe you will no doubt spread this and hopefully the real person has to deal with it (LOL).

>> Craig: mmm fuck im bored... msn is getting pretty shit

John: fuck oath man... oi lets msn madness minute this shit... just go all out with the vulgarity

Craig: kk... add those mother fuckers

and the msn madness minute begins

by omg i am wtf uber June 16, 2007

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

fat minute

a really long period of time

I haven't smoked in a fat minute

by RickJones December 8, 2007

minutiae

precise details; small or trifling matters

small and often unimportant details

the minutiae of his craft.

There must be some sort of award for avoiding minutiae

by Jonty R October 11, 2007

Phat Minute

Exactly 47 minutes.

I'll be there in a phat minute.

by ieathobosforfun December 1, 2009

minute man

guy who comes too quick during sex and doesn't get the girl off

"He came quick. He got his, I ain't getting mine, I'm like fuck."

"You done got you a muthafuckin minute man."

by Stacy July 2, 2003

mad minute

The term "Mad Minute" did not originate with the Vietnam War. It originated from British Army infantry skill-at-arms training from just before World War 1, when an infantryman - during what would today be called his Annual Personal Weapons Test, or APWT - had to get at least 15 hits on a 300 yard target in 60 seconds. No mean feat with a bolt-action rifle fed from a 10-round magazine normally loaded from 5-round stripper clips (and thus needing to be reloaded during the practice). This is why the German Army in the opening battles of WW1 frequently thought they were facing machinegun fire when they were mainly up against infantrymen with bolt-action .303 Lee Enfields on rapid fire.

The "mad minute" was used by, amongst others, author Michael Herr in "Despatches", in that case to describe periods of intense automatic weapons fire during the Vietnam War. Also used to describe any short period of frenetic activity.

by 33 Lima January 2, 2007