misty freckles

When a person gets a wet fart in the face.

After I finished fucking him in the ass, I went down to eat his ass butt he farted and gave me a misty freckles

by Jboi92 May 18, 2016

Misty Dawn

Speading a light layer of cum all over a girl's body during morning sex.

After having sex all night long, I left her there with a Misty Dawn.

by JSF February 17, 2005

Mississippi Misty

The natural progression after a Cleveland Steamer

I can't wait until @UncleDynamite finds out what a Mississippi Misty is.

@carrmah

by carrmah January 20, 2010

Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

by dj dirty south January 11, 2012

misty palmer

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

by Undisclosed location in SWA December 19, 2013

Backside Misty

When you are sitting on the toilet and you fart so hard forcing the water up and splashing your ass

I had the shits last night, and I gave myself a Backside Misty

by TheBacksideMistys October 10, 2016

Pull a misty

Take a poop, fire a gopher, battle the brown dragon, burn a rat, release a heat round, drop some weight, pinch a loaf, choke a turtle head

Dan: where did that trick Shannon go?
Bobby: been gone awhile; must’ve went to pull a misty.

by Mistypulled69 April 23, 2018