Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.

(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.

by GroverSMB October 14, 2009

Mindee

A Mindee is a beautiful person with amazing artistic abilities. She is an awesome mom that everyone looks up to. If you are lucky you will have a Mindee in your life.

Mindee is beautiful!

by AwesomeNess July 27, 2012

Mine as well

The term used by morons who don't realize that what they are saying doesn't make sense.

FACEBOOK POST
Guy: "Well, I mine as well go workout before I get too tired"
Friend: "Might* as well"
Guy: "O, yea. I guess that makes more sense"

by Learn English August 30, 2013

Open minded

An ability to not dismiss an idea with sneering contempt, simply because it does not fit within your preconceived notions.

Rather than preaching an intolerant ideal of "tolerance" you should strive to be more open minded.

by Jake in NYC May 4, 2006

Violent Sodomy Mine

The Texas penal system, known for one of highest incidence rates of rape among inmates. Could be applied to almost any maximum security prison, especially very large, badly supervised ones.

"Fuck that dude. I don't want to get arrested and sent to the Violent Sodomy Mine. They'll put me on an auction block and sell my mancherry for two cartons of cigarettes!"

by HeySeuss December 9, 2008

Your ass is mine

1. If you cross me again, you WILL die. 2. Your anus belongs to me now.

Greg: You are a terrible kid.
Blastoise: Your ass is mine.

by Greg/Blastoise June 10, 2010

Galaxy Minded

Someone who is "galaxy minded" sees the bigger picture of things. They are very understanding, because they view things in different perspectives. They're usually good writers, poets, artists etc. They often have big imaginations, and little things are important to them. They're passionate, fun, and strong willed. They're dominately original, but sometimes they like to follow the trends. They're known as "different" or "weird", in a good way. You can fall in love with them easily. They usually harbor a lot of secrets, and they can indure a lot of pain, but they almost always look happy. They're good at acting, so you wouldn't be able to tell if they're lieing about something or not, but they usually always tell the truth because they know what it's like to be lied to. They see things in a deeper more meaningful way than most. You can be attracted to these people because they're always wanted around, even if you don't talk to them, their presence soothes you. They have a lot of friends, but trust only a select few. If you're close with someone who's galaxy minded; you're fortunate, if they're in love with you; you're blessed, when they love, THEY LOVE.

Short and simple: If you're galaxy minded, that basically means you have a beautiful mind.

Jacob: Why do you like her so much?

Tyler: She's galaxy minded.

by That Girl Without An Umbrella September 17, 2013