Mike

Mike-ock
Hey did you hear about what happened to Mike?
No. Who's Mike.
Shove Mike-ock up your ass!
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One who sit's inside all day and scopes young children from their window of choice. Usually uses binoculars, at times a telescope if necessary. A total douchebag that usually has an inverted penis. He is also predestined for lifelong virginity. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house. YOUNG MARINE!!!! A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Mike is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Mike will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Mike's obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. and acts like a dip shit dinosaur
Mike: Shut up, i'm stalking this hot chick.
Nick: She's 6 years old.
by Johnnylllllllllllllllllll July 24, 2010
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Mike's the type of guy any girl would love to have. He's very random and can always make you laugh. He was the cute shy guy in school which made all the ladies go crazy for him. ;) He's changed a lot since then and everyday is like a new begining. He likes to rap and is very good at doing it!! Sometimes you'll be frustrated at how easy his words come out, but heck you cant be mad cause its just so darn cute. He's that boy you always dreamed about but never thought existed.
Mike: Is My Buttercup.
Mike: Not the Packer Coach!
by CinniMON March 04, 2010
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Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke
I Miked it
by lucylucylulu February 23, 2010
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a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.
"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"
by mike zylstra January 16, 2008
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Yo, gimme that mike!
by Kovász June 19, 2005
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a secret hit man whos is gay also likes godd music and can act very homosexual at times
oh mike is such a mike
by shadowm32 April 01, 2010
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