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Mitzvah

My Christian motherlaw told me that Mitzvah means shitshow.
by Pete the Irish heat October 27, 2018
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mitzibushi turbo

A kind of extacy tablet. Said by many including myself to be the best pill out there. They often come in vairious coulours including green, red and ive also seen a black one before! Dropping 1 will keep you dancing all night, while dropping 2 will make you pull faces for a long long time.Coming up on these is like being hit by a bus, it just makes you see why they are called extacy tablets.
Effects include:
Amazing level of compassion towards freinds.
The ability to talk codshit to absolute strangers.
Any music is the best youve ever herd.
Addiction to strobe lighting.
Possible trips (just to keep you on your toes)
Contrary to popular belive it is possible to sleep on most pills, but not these.lol

The active content of a mitzubushi turbo is up to 99 parts MDMA. this is an absolutely ridiculous amount. thats why they are so good:)
Good day Pennywhisle, what can i do for you on this fine morro?

One of your finest Mitzibushi turbo please Geoffry. Im going to get fuck eyed!
by Jules_rules 42 May 2, 2006
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MrItzOliver

We are a community of people who meet up and chat about everything that is going on in Roblox and talk about the projects and the future aspirations we have so that we can hopefully have a chance of completing them in the future.
The group has many staff who would be happy to help the community with their problems in game if any of these staff are abusing their power please make sure to report this to us by joining our communications server using the code below.
The game The Official Hangout which MrItzOliver visions to become his main project which he invests a lot of his time into and he shows this by updating it frequently.
I would personally like to thank everyone who supported us in the last year making the group the success it has become.
MrItzOliver is a cool group.
by MrItzOliver April 25, 2020
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Dick-Mitzvah

1. A gay bar-mitzvah.

2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.

3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.
Ex. 1
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?

Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.

Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...
by ReptarRodney April 24, 2011
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Mac Mitzvah

It is the ceremony that takes place when a person enters into "MacHood". They are no longer bound by PC, Windows, Android, etc. It is properly known as "Mac Mitzvah".
When one purchases a Mac and gets rid of any other type of computer he/she may own. They should have a party celebrating this. It would be known as a "Mac Mitzvah"
by Mac Mitzvah February 14, 2012
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Urban Bar Mitzvah

The christening of a small white jewish boy by getting him mad shitty off of vodka or other alcoholic beverages
by Doc. JR June 30, 2009
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black mitzvah

a party that a black person has when they turn 13 because they are jealous of all their jewish friends.
Taylor, an African-American at my school, had a black mitzvah on her 13th birthday.
by ialwayshaveahardon June 11, 2006
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