A noun
a text message composed and sent whilst simulaneously breast-feeding a newborn. Takes a considerable coordination and talent.
See: Breasxting
a text message composed and sent whilst simulaneously breast-feeding a newborn. Takes a considerable coordination and talent.
See: Breasxting
Phone Rings...
Husband: "It's your sister. She wants your chilli recipe."
Wife: "I can't come to the phone right now. Baby is eating. Tell her I'll send her a breasxt message."
Husband: "It's your sister. She wants your chilli recipe."
Wife: "I can't come to the phone right now. Baby is eating. Tell her I'll send her a breasxt message."
by Denise Huxtable February 23, 2009
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Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.
Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.
by applehop July 23, 2009
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1) Not being serious, not doing anything in particular, messing around;
2) Attempting to confuse, get a rise out of, kid with, jerk the chain of someone, mess with her head.
1) Not being serious, not doing anything in particular, messing around;
2) Attempting to confuse, get a rise out of, kid with, jerk the chain of someone, mess with her head.
by Wandadollgirl September 4, 2008
Get the just messing mug.A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.
A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.
by Matt April 9, 2005
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Hannah: You see I like Ryan when we're texting, but in person he's nothing like he is when we text.
Samantha: Girl, you're having a text message romance.
Samantha: Girl, you're having a text message romance.
by AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ January 18, 2009
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