Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.

chris aston of utah

by mke ock December 16, 2003

Manpon

A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.

Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'

by John Smith112 March 15, 2009

matpwn

In a game or battle when one fighter defeats his opponent after a lengthy battle.
He finally "takes him to the mat"

U finlly matpwned dat fucking level 70 sage!

Tht standoff took forever! Then u got matpwned like a noofag!

by Nine TwenTwho Dohsev October 6, 2007

matroneering

when a female (matron) chooses to openly and candidly matronize, order around and systemically dominate her male counter-part.

Bob was stuck in a matroneering relationship. Bob was forced to tell her to take her feminazism elsewhere.

by t.ranny May 18, 2010

manpon

Something you say to a guy when he's having a period

Dude you need to change your manpon

by diquetionaire November 14, 2014

manpon

(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.

Yo! You moist ass half steppin' busta, your manpon fell out of yo pant leg!

by Webstors Dictionary September 7, 2016