The Matisyahu Effect is when a person of a ethnic minority becomes successful in a genre of music that is not "typical" to they're ethnic background. Most of the time the artist will only be mediocre, but because of their step into a new genre, they are immediatly popular.
The Matisyahu Effect would be responsible for the popularity of...
A black guy playing guitar like Jack Johnson
A chinese girl playing piano like Alisha Keyes
A Jew rapping
A Hindu techno writer named "DJ Krishna"
ect...
A black guy playing guitar like Jack Johnson
A chinese girl playing piano like Alisha Keyes
A Jew rapping
A Hindu techno writer named "DJ Krishna"
ect...
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Get the matista mug.The Martism is a polytheist religion with Marta as the principal god. The Martist people believe that Marta compose the vacuum which is everywhere. Marta created the universe and the first planet that she created was Momoland (The coolest planet ever). On Momoland, Marta created many good gods, bad gods and spirits.
In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others...
In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/Flower Pot, Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others.....
In the spirits, there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, .....
The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to laugh out loud everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,.....
The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host...
The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!
In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others...
In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/Flower Pot, Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others.....
In the spirits, there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, .....
The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to laugh out loud everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,.....
The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host...
The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!
"Martism is the BEST religion in the world!"
"Join the Martism!"
"I hope you want to be Martist! :)"
"Join the Martism!"
"I hope you want to be Martist! :)"
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Girl 1: I had sex last night and it was the best I ever had !
Girl 2: Oh u must have done it with Matisse ! Your sooooo lucckkkyyyy !
Girl 2: Oh u must have done it with Matisse ! Your sooooo lucckkkyyyy !
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Adjective:
1) Of poor quality, poorly made or structured.
2) Extremely obese.
Verb:
1) A god amongst men.
Adjective:
1) Of poor quality, poorly made or structured.
2) Extremely obese.
Verb:
1) A god amongst men.
Adjective.
1) Person 1 "How can you make a game this bad!?"
Person 2 "It's so matiss!"
2) "If you keep up that diet, you will become very matiss."
Verb.
1) OH MY MATISS!
1) Person 1 "How can you make a game this bad!?"
Person 2 "It's so matiss!"
2) "If you keep up that diet, you will become very matiss."
Verb.
1) OH MY MATISS!
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