Mangulated

Extremely and truly mangled

The lawn mower "Mangulated" Franks foot.

by Steeffaann August 20, 2007

No Masturbate March

A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November

Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019

Masturbate

to play with yourself

i like to masturbate at the movie theater

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

chronic masturbater

one who masturbates their whole life

im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"

by hgfhs August 12, 2005

masturbate

When your 5 finger fiance gives you a bit of a knob-job. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE does it does it but still people are embarrassed by it. It SHOULD be that if you didn't masturbate it was sick or weird, not the other way around! I do it, I know another guy that does it, and I am very sure that everyone else in my school does it. Note: Do it, it feels soooooo great. P.s. for extra pleasure use lubricant and watch hardcore porn while you do it this way you get great pleasure and an AMAZING orgasm!

Me and ***** were in my house by ourselves so we went on the net and watched some porn...then we masturbated and neither of us felt embarrassed.

by fapperface July 1, 2005

Masturbate (female)

Sexual stimulation. This act is usually done using ones hand or other products.(Dildo, vibrator, playmates, etc...). First, using her hand, will gently message her vagina, pushing down and side to side. Then, she will begin to push harder and rub faster. She will then push one or two fingers inside her pussy about an inch or two. Next, her pelvis begins to make a riding motion as she push and rubs harder and harder. Usually a girl will use fantasies to help with the pleasure but if not visual aids work just as well. Eventually the girl will arrive at the highest point of pleasure. This is the orgasm stage in which the toes tighten, the abdomen contracts, and usually the girl begins to sweat. The orgasm can continue for up to 45 min.

Once the girls gone wild commercial came on, she began to Masturbate (female) to the sound of the girls moaning.

by Kinky8888888 March 19, 2007

masturbate

the process of pleasing yourself sexually.

the old man masturbated until he died.

by the meat man November 1, 2002