Månstrånk

The Swedish expression “tråk måns”, but backwards.

Person 1: “Öhh Skaru mä pån bärts ele?”
Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
Person 1: ”ÖÖÖÖÖH din sablans (månstrånk)!”

by Dragonlordslayer69 January 8, 2022

Procrasty masty

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013

Mansterpiece

A masterpiece of manliness. Something with high levels of badassery or extreme badditude.

"Dude, I just got done watching Shoot 'Em Up. Serious Mansterpiece!"

by ExtremeBadditude August 31, 2009

manstrap

To cross the threshold of manhood by mixing jagermeister and bud light lime. Beware: After consumption, testosterone levels peak, often resulting in an all-out strap-on orgy (nearest pedestrians shall serve as orgy sex sex slaves if need be)

He totally got manstrapped by Chad at center ice. He was squealing like a pig!

by SmoochyChad<3 June 28, 2010

Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.

Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.

by Chris November 5, 2003

masty

A shortened version of Masturbation

"What did you do last night?"
"I had a masty."

by Invaderzim44 March 26, 2010

manstruation

This would be the male version of menstruation. This word can be used when a man is acting like a vagina, or a d-bag.

Keith was mad at Rick for saying something rude. To everyone else Ricks comment was not rude, but true. Keith, acting like a women over something stupid, is said to be manstruating. This happens often. Manstruation is for lamers.

by cRoush May 9, 2008