Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a preying mantis farm ..."

by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

mangitis

A male that is said to have a man-gina

Dude you have mangitis

by blakis012 June 22, 2008

Mantis

A hunch back or a person with bad posture. Often named Dillon and only have good posture when sitting on a ski lift with their book bag on.

An idiot the worst posture awfully horrible horrible posture Mantis

by youarenotthemantis February 14, 2014

Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...

That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!

by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006

mantis

Zorak from Space Ghost

Zorak on SGC2C: I am the lone locust, er, MANTIS of the apocalypse!

by ronnie April 18, 2005

Praying Mantis

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.

Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.

by 1621122 November 3, 2011

Manitize

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.

If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.

by E. Benji June 7, 2011