mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

manolescent

noun: A man of any age that shirks adult responsabilities.

"Yeah, you're awesome. Anyone would be a fool to not be with you. I really want to be free though. Can we keep this fairly low key even though we are in our late 20s?": manolescent.

"Yeah, I lived in Whistler for 10 years. That was the best time of my life. Let's talk about my partying during this whole first date. ... Oh right, I have three kids with my ex.": manolescent

by hey jo October 8, 2011

Mangle Mouth

A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.

Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

MANGLER

A person who does meth! Sometimes referred to as a tweeker aka a mangler who has way to many projects going on at at any given time. Also, you might spot a mangler by his chewed up cheeks/lips. Most often spotted around the Spanaway Wa, area where manglers run rampid! Aldo referred to as puddle pokers!

O my lord, look at those manglers...they really need a sandwich a glass of water and a nap!

by NornarbO May 3, 2021

Mingles

1.One who is constantly mingling, usually awkward and/or eccentric. The one person in the room people usually do not want to be there, but still keeps showing up at the most inopportune time.

2. A nickname for a person with the last name "Ingles", and a first name starting with "M"

1. *whispered frantic yell* Mingles! Fuck! It's Mingles!

2. That Mingles guy is such a mingles!

by Tobias Longshot November 16, 2010

mangletude

A term including the values of both the angle and magnatude of a vector such as the bearing and distance.
this term can be used in navagation engineering or similar.

tell me the mangletude to the nearest pub

by james whiting October 4, 2005

mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis

Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.

by Tar Heel October 24, 2008