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Matt Dodged

(adj) Derived from the terrible New York Giants Punter Matt Dodge.
(1). To royally screw up
There is no way im getting that job, i totally Matt Dodged the interview.
by NYG4life February 21, 2011
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Matt Slam

When one person makes the improbable and unprecedented achievement of winning at least 3 different fantasy sports leagues consecutively. In the history of man, it has only been known to happen once. Truly an amazing achievement.
Matt is currently drowning in pussy after completing the Matt Slam, and he has all sorts of cash to spend after winning all those fantasy leagues.
by Brocklovesmen October 2, 2014
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matt is gay

by gayafmatt May 21, 2016
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Matt Weaver

Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
Matt Weaver is a small weasle like human.Ted
by Admin333 June 16, 2011
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matt good

Matt Good is 1 of the 2 guitarists currently in the band From First to Last (FFTL). When performing, Matt uses Gibson brand guitars, and is very energetic and friendly with the fans. Matt has a T-Mobile Sidekick and a tattoo of No-Face from the Miyazaki film "Spirited Away" on his left arm. He has black hair and blue eyes. He is 6'2". While not on the road with the band, Matt Good is technically homeless, because he has no actual home.
"Matt Good totally shredded like mad crazy on his Gibson last night."

"I know, he is so sexy."
by Chrissytinae! May 19, 2006
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Matt Sturniolo

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot
by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022
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Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010
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