A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.
My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
by gaz1 November 18, 2005
Above all, the masterful skill of keyboard management (in RTS or abstractly for every game requiring typeing skills).
That noob has no uber micro. his micro is not uber.
The "ownerer" has the uberest micro of them all.
The "ownerer" has the uberest micro of them all.
by sooka5 September 28, 2005
by Compliance June 01, 2006
Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...
Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.
by bigtittythick69420 November 15, 2018
by Mikefrombestbuy472 February 19, 2019
by netaiszooted February 27, 2023
Like a regular set at the gym, but without any lifting. To properly perform a micro set you need to look around for five minutes then pick up the weight slightly and let out a grunt. Congratulations, hit the showers, you're all done
by JustFred August 09, 2020