Mango Messiah

A hot mess of a "president" who actually expanded the swamp and lined his own pockets that the Right Wing Evangelical Goats worship instead of their supposed savior, Jesus Christ.

Oh lord, look at those Trumptards again, bowing to the Mango Messiah,

by OldWolf December 20, 2020

Rico Messiah

The Messiah of the RICO charge . A true hustler with book and street smarts .

The people’s champ.

You getting to that money huh? You laying lowkey. You must be Rico Messiah.

by KYNG of Kingz April 13, 2021

mile high messiah

The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.

Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?

by demonicshamrock August 8, 2010

French Messiah

The temporary nickname of Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet's lovechild.

Oh man, I can't wait until Marion delivers the french messiah!

by anwyn May 24, 2011

The Antifurry Messiah

The true religious figure of life. He protects us from the furries. He uses holy water to purge their souls and fire to purge their bodies.

All hail The Antifurry Messiah.

by Jeremyberemy April 17, 2023

The Messiah

A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.

I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 17, 2020

Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020