Melled

Inspired by Mel Gibson. An emotional outburst of disparaging comments that reslut in negative consequences that force an insincere apology. Outburst may be accompanied by derogatory, racist, bigotted and or hateful verbiage.

Q: Dude what happened in court today?

A: "The judge was a shifty Jew and I totally melled it".

by AKAWhirlwind July 7, 2010

Melle

A beautiful Dutch boy who has a wicked sense of humour and is so kind. Jokes about a lot but is a great friend and at the end of the day are lucky to have around.

P1: omg mells is perfect

P2: mells?

P1: Melle who else, he is bae

by Adisonel May 23, 2018

mellencamp

To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good."

Man I just took a mellencamp!

by therealstatz July 5, 2009

Meleeka

A pretty name given to wonderful people. Meleeka's are usually obsessed with frogs and a big bottom. They love cottagecore and have an obsession with fantasizing. They like poems, books and love to write. They also love fairies and want elf ears and wings.

"Did you see that person?"
"Yeah! They look like a Meleeka with their fairy wings and frog hat."

by gutsrot February 8, 2021

competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

Mole's Eye Melee

A large-scale fight or rumble, usually involving a large group of people and often includes bar mugs being smashed and used as weapons. Generally involves patrons of the Mole's Eye bar and usually takes place in an adjacent parking lot or street.

"Hey did you hear there was another Mole's Eye Melee last night? The emergency room was busy again!"

by Brattle April 9, 2011

John Mellencamp

A sexual act that causes pain. e.g. A fellatio with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. John mellancamps hit song " hurt so good".

"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"

Cool guy: Bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a John mellencamp!

Other cool guy: Ouch!!

Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.

by Can-o-Pee November 24, 2017