Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

pre match hype

HYPING UP BEFORE MY FOOSBALL MATCH!!

Polychronis (aka Pauly) listens to his pre match hype playlist before every foosball game.

by Nitram sicnarf May 12, 2021

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013

Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.

Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.

by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010

matchsticking

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.

-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!

by matchstickman January 29, 2008