Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life

Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by visherin March 6, 2020

food loner

The person sitting in the corner eating their food all by their self. The loner of the loners.

-you see Charlotte, sitting there in the corner?
-yeah, the one eating the sandwich by herself.
- that's the food loner.

by pootang r us May 1, 2011

Linerd

An obese middle-aged man who spends a great deal of time using and/or tinkering with Linux.

<14fark> asl?
<oldman> 40/m/NY
<14fark> wat u doin?
<oldman> i just finished tinkering with the linux kernel
<14fark> omg linerd!

by Alpaca Lenny January 31, 2005

loner

a loner is a smart person that likes to be left alone and or dosnt like the so called friends she or he has most of the time loners are left out because her or his friends changed and dont like the fact that he or she didnt!!

a loner is left out because her or his friends always wants attention and is annoying and her friend dont want to be around her or him so they leave the group that she or he use to hang out with and the other ppl in the group stay with the annoying and attention wantes because she or he is considered "cool" so the one that went away fromj what bothers her or him becomes a loner cuz she is not a falower!!!

by Patisha November 23, 2007

Lynerd Skynerd

Spelling of "Lynyrd Skynyrd" by people who dont know how to spell it but knows there are Ys in there somewhere.

"Yea, I love Lynerd Skynerd!!!"

"Really? Whats ur favorite song by them?"

"uh...Devil Went Down To Georgia?"

by Nathan October 24, 2003

loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Loner Boner

When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

by Poonsquasher2.0 January 10, 2012