listenbed

An alternative for listened. Used by cooler people.
More common in schools and used by students who are popular

I listenbed to her excuse, but it was not convincing enough.

by tigeral October 21, 2011

Listening to Girl in Red

A code for being lesbian and a way to tell if a girl is gay. Girl in Red is a norwegian songwriter, who gained popularity with her songs about lesbian relationships and falling in love with women. To indirectly ask a girl if she is lesbian, one would ask if she listens to Girl in Red.

,,Hey Sarah! I wanted to know if you are listening to Girl in Red?."
,,You mean to ask if I am lesbian, right? In that case, I do."

by Acoustic Dragon September 6, 2020

Reactive Listening

The art of trying to appear to be listening to someone, but just reacting to the last thing they said in an agreeing manner.

I was talking to my buddy Bob about my daily grind with work, and my wife making a big deal about the "hassle" taking our daughter to Disney Land.

He replied with "Yeah, Disney Land can be pretty stressful." ... He totally missed my point, typical Reactive Listening!

Antonym: Active Listening

by Kuhnaydeein June 30, 2014

do you listen to another love?

When you're trying to ask someone if they're asexual or not, you ask them if they listen to Another Love

A:'Oh Hi, Do you listen to another love?'
B:'Yes, I'm an asexual'

by Darkasmyheart:) February 16, 2021

Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski

by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

Lipton Shades

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010