Table Leverage

This occurs when you order the most expensive items to eat and drink for yourself when dining with friends who will spilt the bill evenly. You benefit when the bill is split evenly among the diners by paying less than the cost of your dinner while others pay more than the cost of their dinner.

You order the caviar appetizer, the steak, lobster and fois gras and a dessert which costs $75 in total, when your 3 friends order cheaper items that total $40 each. When you split the the bill ($75+$40+$40+$40=$195/ 4 people = $48.75) you pay 48.75 for your meal that cost $75, and your other guests pay more for their food than it should have cost. Jerry used table leverage by eating like a king and making his vegan friends pay for it.

by Romey M October 30, 2010

Dirty LeVert

A Dirty LeVert is when you shove a miniature Eiffel Tower up your ass and then you pay a French Hooker to lick the shit off of it whilst you piss in her belly button.

On my vacation to France I had the pleasure of trying a Dirty LeVert.

by ChellesBelles77 August 1, 2019

Queer lever

Queer lever (alternatively called a queer stick) is quite simply a gay man‘s penis.

Example: Gay dog owner gets into his Hearse, takes the car out of neutral and then into first. What’s the twist? It wasn’t his gear stick….. it was his queer stick. He picks up the phone but jams his willy in the receiver. His dog, Beaver the Golden Retriever was unfortunately a meat eater, so the man’s jumbo sausage was promptly devoured by the jaws of this creature.

So the moral of the Example is: gay is the way but keep your pets at bay; a queer lever a day keeps the amnesia away.

by Aaron & Nina October 9, 2021

Sans Leger

French for "without cum"

"waiter, I would like my burger Sans Leger sil vous plait"

by Granville February 14, 2005

Leeroy Jenkins

to spontaniously run head first into FAIL.
you have only acomplished a Leeroy Jenkins when you epically fail at something almost instantely and spectacularly and then state 'at least i have chicken'

come on guys lets do this, LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!! (FAIL)
wow what a leeroy jenkins

by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010

leeroy

To cause a group wipe by abandoning the strategy and zerging into the next room, thereby aggroing everything.

Taken from the practices of Leeroy, former member of PALS FOR LIFE

Man we were in Chillwind Camp last night and our mage totally leeroyed us!

by PC Load Letter May 14, 2005

Leeroy Brown

Baddest man in the whole damn town. Badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junkyard dog.

Man 1: "Did you see what Leeroy Brown did the other day?"

Man 2: "Yeah. That Leeroy's one bad, bad man."

by San Jim July 6, 2008