Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.

Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.

by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018

LEGISLATIVE

having the power to make laws.

The legislative branch of the American government creates laws.

by Mango Man June 10, 2019

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019

Rubber Leggin'

A term used to describe a person who has become so drunk that their legs have turned to rubber and are no longer functioning correctly. Often times, this person simply cannot walk.

"Abby--you rubber leggin' yet?"

"Did you see Kelsey rubber leggin' last night at the cactus?"

by KAEBLBSYEY ACNOGXEL March 7, 2011

A legit dialogue

When two people argue about something out of the ordinary.

Tim: Half life 3 isn't confirmed
Tom: Stfu! Our names have 3 letters, illuminate has a triangle, triangles have 3 sides therefore Half life 3 is confirmed.
Katey: Damn, you guys are having a legit dialogue

by j mellow June 20, 2015

STRAIGHT-LEGGIN'

THE ACT OF STRAIGHT LEGGIN' TO QUECH THE URGE TO POOP WHEN DRIVING. STRAIGHTENING YOUR LEGS AS YOU DRIVE TO AVOID REPLACING THE DRIVER SEAT OF YOUR CAR.

DAVE WAS STRAIGHT-LEGGIN' IT ALL THE WAY TO MIKES' PLACE. HE CALLED AND ASKED TO HAVE THE RESTROOMS UNLOCKED AS HE WAS COMING IN HOT...

by MAGICDIAMOND2430 March 15, 2021

Shit or Legit

The act of questioning whether something is true or not.

Dude 1: Did you hear Charlene made out with Josh after sucking Bryan's dick?
Dude 2: Woah. I dunno if that's shit or legit, dude.

by Mister Christ December 5, 2010