Lawn breather 

A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.

Somebody go take the lawnmower and camping equipment away from the lawn breather

Lawn breather by Jordan T November 2, 2014

Lawn Sprinkler 

Vomiting out the window of a moving vehicle onto someone's yard.

"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"

Lawn Sprinkler by DavieYo February 26, 2015

Lawn billy 

It's a lawn mower

I just got done changing the oil in the lawn Billy.

Lawn billy by Bin licious April 26, 2017

Lawn fudge 

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.

The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.

Lawn fudge by Unholy79 August 7, 2018

Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

Lawn Soaping by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

Lawn Thumb 

A person with extensive knowledge and capabilities of fixing, creating and maintaining a residential landscape.

Amy: I want my whole yard to look awesome not just my garden. So I need more than just a green thumb.

Freddy: Well why don't you hire a Lawn Thumb?

Lawn Thumb by facebook.com/LawnThumbs January 1, 2012

lawn fete 

Outdoor feast or party, particularly with entertainment. Often includes food and games. Used for church, school and other institutional fundraising. Sometimes has dunk tanks, fishing ponds for prizes, ring the bottle and knock over the bowling pin games. Often includes a raffle at the end of the night, where many winners donate the proceeds back to the sponsoring organization. There is usually good food and a potluck, and a much good natured cooking competition. In the country, this may be a courting opportunity for young people coming of age, under the watchful eye of adults.

Pronounced "lawn fate.". Derivation French.

We are planning on going to the lawn fete on Saturday night.

lawn fete by Aulkie September 20, 2013