@cactusupmyass's definitions

Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

penis

what you, my friends, do not have.

you lack a penis

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019