Ball licker

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

by Ben February 11, 2003

Whiskey Locker

Secretive Facebook page only for Marines and ‘Greenside’ Corpsmen. A literal ‘weapons free’ zone on Facebook. Anything and everything is allowed except for people being whiny bitches and reporting other peoples posts. We encourage shit talking, motivation, titties, memes, brotherhood and titties! Fuck you…..

"I got invited and accepted into the Whiskey Locker. Let's not fuck it up like those idiots at Marines United. Here's a picture of my wife's titties. Fuck you!"

by Echo 5 Charlie-HMFNIC August 28, 2017

turd locker

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.

by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009

laker fan

Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson is at every damn game!

by Mwa April 9, 2004

locker speak

Locker speak is a language used by high schoolers to annoy their friends and to talk about inappropriate stuff without adults being aware. In locker speak, locker means penis and cheese means vagina. There are about 100 terms in locker speak and more are added every day through a seconding system that only certain people can use. A facebook page compiles all of the words (but the English translations aren't there--you have to figure them out yourself.)

"Is that a staple?"
"Yes. Is that locker speak?"
"Yes. Is that great?"
"I hate you."

"Can iiii locker grip teeth?"
"You need to get laid."

"Did you wake up this morning?"
"Yes..."
"Oh, I didn't know that you were gay!"
"Didn't you wake up?"
"No, but I did peel my potatoes..."

"I'm a srik. Are you a srik?"
"Yeah, I'm a shrik."
"You love Canada?"

by lockerspeak December 9, 2008

luckerdog

Luckerdog is someone that barely makes it out through having luck. Mainly used in video games.

"I used all my skills and he managed to escape! what a luckerdog!"

by Fullsplit September 22, 2015

mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

by Eagle von Ceasel May 5, 2008