Kuwang-gol

A "Bisaya" word, a certain dialect in the Philippines, which means stupid.
Taken form the Bisaya word "kuwang" which means lacking.

The kuwang-gol lost three fingers because he lit up the firecracker and threw the match stick instead.

by Gerald Alfafara July 26, 2006

Kwan

Commonly used in Filipino when you know or saw something but dunno what it is or called. Can also refer to someone you know by face but not by name. Or you remembered something but you don't know how to explain it. One of Tagalog terms that don't have an English equivalent

Juan: Can you get me that kwan! *points at something*
Huwan: The what?
Juan: That kwan! There! the kwan!
Huwan: The what? Where?
Juan: Over there! The kwan!

Whowan: So you remember Maria?
Juan: Ah! She used to work at kwan! You know where he serves some beer at the customers?
Whowan: AH! Like in a bar?
Jiuan: No! Something like kwan! *now with hand gestures trying to remember something*

by Tropang Laonersxz April 12, 2016

Kwan

One-ness; A word that is a level up from swag. Strength, Power, good sense, stlye and ability. The term is mostly used as a definite article "The Kwan" than just Kwan.

"Damn yo, he came to a Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting in a Christian Dior Suit! He got The Kwan for real."

by SirRosewood September 3, 2011

KwanZa

A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.

Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.

by Mighty Whitey August 29, 2003

Kawang

(n) A noise made to signify the ultimate leetness of something. The leetness of something can be determined by a j00lameter.

Also:

Kawanging- (a)To describe someone or something that is uber 1337 to the n-th degree.

As a noun: Kawang! (Said after having captured the flag in Halo)

As an adjective: That guy is kawanging, he just stole the other teams flag 3 times in 1 minute!

by WhoKnew July 16, 2004

Kwanzhannukamus

The politically correct way to say hello to someone during the holiday season if you are not sure which holiday they celebrate.

Dude 1:
HEY! I DONT KNOW WHAT HOLIDAY YOU CELEBRATE!!!! SO HAPPY KWANZHANNUKAMUS!

Dude 2:
HAPPY KWANZHANNUKAMUS TO YOU TOO!!!

by LittleMissSunshine09 January 2, 2012

Kwaniyah

Commonly referred to as Kiwi Nia or Nyah/Nya, Kwaniyah is a Mr. Steal-yo-girl attraction hub. Everybody wants a pice of Kwaniyah. She's flawless sexy and has a nice round booty, juicy enough to quench thirst for days. Kwaniyah has a unique way of showing true friendship. Those closest to her will find that the more you know her the more it seems to others that she hates you. This is just her way of opening up, this means that she is comfortable with you knowing her true self. Kwaniyah is a rare one so be sure to take special care of her.

That big booty belongs to Kwaniyah, she's been bouncing it around all night.

by He referring July 19, 2016