kensley

a beautiful girl with red hair. she is so incredibly smart and athletic. She is the sweetest and goofiest girl ever. she will be a babe, but also rip your head out. she is the life of the party. And all your arguments will be the silliest things. She will be the most caring partner and dedicate lots to you.

*Kensley walks in a room

*Everybody stares
*Kensley yells “the party started!”

by marebear November 29, 2020

Keyser Kerplop

Like it’s cousin the Cleveland Steamer, the Keyser Kerplop involves laying down a deuce upon ones sexual partners chest or groin. This iteration however is taken after stopping by and eating too much at Extended Family Funeral wakes or after eating too many chillie dogs from Marties Hot Dog Stand on Main Street.

Did You hear about Charlie?
No,why what happened…
He ate too much food at the Bergman family wake and after going home and getting frisky with his life partner Davis, he unloaded a Keyser Kerplop that was heard three blocks away….

by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022

Kessler

Kessler is a typical male name. Derived from "kettle", this German word refers to a coppersmith.

Kessler is an interesting persona with a sweet soul, but at times can be too over the top. Kesslers are not the best listeners, and are sometimes unaware of their surrounding, but being patient with a Kessler is rewarding. A very good slampiece.

Good traits of a Kessler: fun, playful, sexy,

Bad traits: somewhat annoying, toxic masculinity

Girl 1: Are you still talking to that Kessler guy?

Girl 2: yeah but he's just my slampiece.

by Rustypipe February 12, 2022

Kessler bunny hop

When you borrow your coworkers van and jump it over the railroad tracks to destroy all organization inside and hours of headache for your hommie.

I Kessler bunny hopped a work van this weekend and the shelves imploded leaving tools and parts in a huge pile on the floor!

by Peter North 77 July 22, 2023

Kessler

A reference to a driver who insists on driving at speeds significantly less than the speed limit, usually in a box-shaped car.

"Speed it up, you're driving like a Kessler!"

by Angry Driver March 15, 2008

Dirty Kessler

When a white surfer looking guy only goes after the black girls at the bars. Also kind of a cheap ass.

I pulled a Dirty Kessler and brought home 4 black girls mate!

by CTSmalumababy June 13, 2020

keyser soze

To leave your friends at the bar for whatever reason. See houdini

Dude - you totally keyser sozed on us last night. What happened?

by yosdk August 18, 2005