jonsing

So high, or so totally fucked that the only thing to describe it is jone-sing. Jonsing

Im steady jonsin
u wanna jones it
im JONSED
jones that shit
jones my jones
im so jonesed my jonsed is jonesed
im jonsing

by Gagan Sran May 20, 2008

Jonesing

(V) The act of posing by turning sideways placing your left arm fingers together pointing straight out slightly elevated, while similtaneously placing the right hand next to the right shoulder elbow sticking out with the same positioning.

Usually done when one is in the presence of house music. See: Jones, Jonesin

Are you Jonesing?

by AJones April 17, 2013

jonesing

to desire to the point of an erection

When my belly starts a-rumbling
And I'm jonesing for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

by Narkano April 15, 2005

jonesing

an insatiable desire to smoke marijuana.

Yo maaaaan, I'm jonesin' for some skank shwag so let's hit dat shit yo!

by Jones May 6, 2003

Jonesified

To be Jonesified means to be killed/maimed/owned by The Jones, e.g. Indiana Jones.

Those Russian Commie-Nazis just got Jonesified.

by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

jonesing

(1) joking, just kidding, etc.

(2) having a strong need, want or desire for. usually connected with drugs, especially marijuana

man, i was just jonesin', i didn't mean it

i'm jonesin' for a fix right about now

by kay December 11, 2003

jonesing

to like in an affectionate/romantic way.
keeping up with the jones'.
you want something in order to keep up.
etc.
etc.

man...that girl is totally jonesing for me.

by T-fan October 11, 2008