The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up

try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over

by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005

Jumped the ship

When a boyfriend or girlfriend meets the parents of their significant other.

Robert: Did you hear, Dave jumped the ship last week!
Susie: For real? They have been dating for a while now I guess.

by TheSpeakerForTheRocks May 1, 2010

monkey jumped

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open

Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.

by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008

holy h. jumped up

Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.

Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!

by buggum September 18, 2005

JIMPed

Jizzed In My Pants

I JIMPed when I saw that car/woman/incredibly awesome thing

orgasm, amazing, climax, pleasure, awesome, jizz

by Konscience2 November 26, 2009

Jumped in

a movie with corbin bleu in it

dis movie jumped in was stupid

by myca September 23, 2007

go get jumped on

The softer way to say "Go Fuck yourself!"
way softer.

A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!

by freakyholic July 23, 2014