jizzumist

jizzumist- a person who likes to partake in the sampling and study of mens jizz to the means of becoming a jizzoligist

rod- where is colin tonight???
matt- he is away studying man-goo
rod- christ on a bike i had no idea he is a jizzumist

by mattgc November 20, 2006

jizzpipe

A term for a vagina.

Did you see Jenny's jizzpipe? It's clogged with semen!

by Gent L Man January 8, 2008

jizzeptacle

A woman or man who has sex with many men who ejaculate in her and in which such ejaculate remains

That girl from LA is a jizzeptacle.

by Deja law April 3, 2009

jizzpants

One who jizzes in his pants before he gets them off.

"Man that Aaron guy jizzed his pants so quick, we're gonna call him jizzpants."

by IRON COCKLES February 16, 2010

jizzpiss

when you jizz and then piss afterwards

"Man last night I let out a jizzpiss on my girlfriend, she wasnt too pleased with that"

by Hobbs April 14, 2005

Jizzpot

A jizzpot is a big fat skank (Bitch) in leggings, usually found sat in cafe's eating the biggest breakfast on the menu with ten kids in tow, they're mainly called jizzpots because of there amount of kids and lack of fathers

Shane, look at that fat fucking jizzpot over there, shouldn't them kids be at school, Look at that rip in the arse of her leggings, fat cunt

by Maria67 March 19, 2011

jizzsponge

A female who hangs around with guys at sports events hoping to be used as a receptacle for large quantities of semen, often from many different men.
These are also known as cumbucketss and schprunktentowels

Guy 1- Dude, I need to chill, that rugby/football/etc game was really tiring

Guy 2- BRING IN THE JIZZSPONGES!

by person8012 December 15, 2008