Jewish freedom

Jewish freedom is when everybody reads about the Holocoast (big letter!) three times a day. When all media is runed by them. When they dictate ups and downs in economy.

Person #1 Hey, why are all media, authors and financial institutions jews? Why do we have the same situation as Hitler described with no discussion?

Persona non grata #2

Fuck you, im jewish! Jewish freedom is what you got!

by 357magnum April 9, 2009

Jewish Handkerchief

While performing oral-sex on a female, insert one's nose into the vagina and discharge/ blow/ exhale through the nostrils with increased velocity.

Isaiah had no kleenex to blow his nose, so he performed a Jewish Handkerchief on his girlfriend. Subsequently relieving congestion and leaving both parties satisfied.

by Skiamac April 19, 2010

Jewish Space Laser

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

by Lord Fartquadd July 9, 2022

Jewishly

adv. To perform an act in a similar fashion as a Jew would.

He walked down the street rather Jewishly.

by m33p sickle November 10, 2005

jewish

Of or relating to Jews or their culture or religion.

"He is Jewish"; "a Jewish wedding"

by applbaum May 9, 2006

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Set it to Jewish

To adopt a thrifty or cost-mindful attitude.

"Dude, we're running low on funds. We better set it to Jewish until the end of the month."

by ShahOfShazam September 30, 2009